Dogmatix tried to ''shrink'' me!

Part 02

Once I had a dream that Dogmatix was talking to me; taking notes. Now, Dogmatix I think is Asterix or really Obelix dog. And I know the best this dog can say is woof wooff.

But I saw in my dream this dog wearing glasses with a pad and a pen writing down my answers to his questions.

''Now what Monsieur do you say you do for a living?''


''I am a blogger,'' I answered.

''You mean you carry logs about,'' he said ''how many can you carry in a day?''

Now this was no small joke. Here I was in this clinical room with my shrink ''Dogmatix'' probing the recesses of my deep thoughts.


Cacophonix the bard was the bell that saved me. He busted into the clinically white room and started playing his magnificent song number - I can't recall the title.

And all of a sudden Dogmatix turned to him and said, ''woof?''

I laughed hard, ''woof?'' So you lost your speech eh Dogmatix.

''Woof?''

''And your hearing?,'' I screamed in laughter.

Then suddenly chief Vital Statistix was carried in with his shield beneath his feet.

Followed by Obelix and Asterix.

''This is our assistant Dogmatix,'' well trained in the affairs of men.''

He can tell you whatever malaise you may be suffering from just by questioning you.

''Woof?,'' Dogmatix said.

I almost choked on my 4th laughter.

''Why are you laughing,'' Obelix asked


''Your Dog - ''

''His name is Dogmatix,'' Asterix interrupted.


''Yes Dogmatix tried to probe my thoughts.''

''Yes, he is trained to do that.''

''He was actually talking to me,'' I exclaimed.

''What?!''

''Woof?''

I laughed and laughed and laughed.

Then Dogmatix made a meek sound and went over to Obelix to hand over the pad.

Asterix took the pad and read the scribbling the dog made.

''It says here by Dogmatix that you are suffering from mental issues.

''Haha!''


''I laughed harder this time......but the joke was on me......I did hear Dogmatix speak to me.

''Wooff?''






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